so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I need to align my fucking chakras
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