bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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