Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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