Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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