i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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