whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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