No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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