Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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