I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
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