so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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