I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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