Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Randomize
