Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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