i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Rumble strips road head = magical
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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