I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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