Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
party gras won. party gras always wins.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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