i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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