It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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