careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Quick, to the slutcave!
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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