I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
they need to just BURY HIM!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Randomize
