Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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