You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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