Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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