I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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