Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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