Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
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