dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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