I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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