she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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