I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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