Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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