Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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