she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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