We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
This is my life. Enjoy the view
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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