Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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