I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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