Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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