When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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