do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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