I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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