Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
tell me about the eggs
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