Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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