We won't sleep together?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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