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You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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