Who did Billy Mays play for?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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