Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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