She tied me up with her honor cords...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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