another moral hangover. fuck.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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