You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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