But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just invented taco cereal.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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