All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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